Congrats on the sex. Just don’t leave the condom wrapper in my sink next time. I’ve had enough of this shit.
Yours for never,
did anyone else do that thing when they were in elementary where you write T H I S on your knuckles and a stick figure on one palm and a scribble on the other and you go “this is bob bob says hi this is bob when the car comes by” thing. that was messed up.
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time